At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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