wanna go halves on a baby?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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