it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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