I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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