I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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