do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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