I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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