So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Randomize
