you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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