Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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