I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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