am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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