i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I am available for nakedness
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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