i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize