bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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