You just made me feel so damn special
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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