garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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