Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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