he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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