Three words: puerto rican gang bang
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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