so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
