i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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