Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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