talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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