yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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