I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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