i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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