Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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