So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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