Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i wish my penis had a tongue
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
They are going to name an STD after you.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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