It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
