i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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