no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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