remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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