Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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