He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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