Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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