Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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