I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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