Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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