i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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