I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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