he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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