I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
