how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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