I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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