the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
soo... how was my night?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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