Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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