So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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