I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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