What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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