Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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