I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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