Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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