this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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