How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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