He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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