I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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