Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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