PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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