it wasn't lemon gatorade
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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